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Sweater Gays

Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."
by Non-Sweater Gay June 18, 2011
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Gay silence

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster
What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*
by Hallohillo July 22, 2019
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Gay Carlos

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.
Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos
by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019
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Gay Sex

what a homosexual (mainly male) couple does when they love each other very very much.
Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022
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gay ben

Gay Ben (born November 3, 1962) is the co-founder and managing director of video game development and online distribution company Valve Corporation.
by stop123123123 January 8, 2012
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kinda gay

Sort of gay, but like, not too gay to the point where its full on gay.
Bro, that's kinda gay,
by KrackerJacks October 17, 2019
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Gay sex

Two or more men having a sexual intercourse.
Gay sex is when two or more adult males have a sexual intercourse with one another.

Kai is watching TV on his bed, when his boyfriend Alex comes home from the store. The two share a passionate kiss. Kai smirks devilishly and gestures Alex to come closer. Alex aroused quickly stripes naked. Kai does the same. Kai bends over on his knees into position on the bed. Alex quickly shoves his rock hard cock inside of Kai's ass. Alex pounds Kai as hard as he can. Kai's sexy moans make Alex come inside him. After Alex takes his cock out of Kai's ass, Alex pins Kai to the bed and spreads his legs apart while lifting them up. Alex puts his cock slowly in Kai's hole. Alex starts pushing in and pulling out at a steady pace. Kai moans while panting. After a few minutes they both come from pleasure. Kai, eager to get back at Alex, gets on his knees and starts sucking Alex's cock. Alex begins to moan with every mouth stroke. Kai starts to deep throat Alex and fondle his balls. Alex comes uncontrollably into Kai's mouth. Kai swallows it all and kisses the tip of Alex's cock as a tease. After the intense sex, the two took showers together and cuddled each other to sleep.
by Curious Bunny November 19, 2020
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