Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

Femme fatale

A fucking song

“And everybody knows/she’s a femme fatale”

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

Your opinion

Irrelevant

“Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

Gay silence

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster

“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019