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Lame Duck Syndrome 

A condition in which the affected individual is unwilling to exert effort into maintaining friendships so resorts to collecting 'lame ducks' (the socially inept) who are otherwise incapable of forming friendships. A degree of empathy is involved as those with lame Duck Syndrome lack the ability to leave people marginalised or uncomfortable in social situations; they gravitate towards the socially awkward 'lame ducks' in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable. The 'lame ducks' are consequently grateful and cling to the affected believing in the existence of a friendship, thus the affected often suffer as they do not end up socialising with the people they ought to be, but rather act as the glue holding together a group of social outcasts.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.
Why is John hanging out with the weird kids again?
He's got Lame Duck Syndrome, he can't help it.
Lame Duck Syndrome by AnMaHa December 18, 2018
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fuck or duck 

alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .
fuck or duck by avlso April 5, 2019
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Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College 

With reference to the name, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College looks like Donald Duck. The only difference is that he doesn't have a beak. This name originated from his surname, which is Tong (Full name in Chinese: Tong Wun-Sing). Donald Duck 's name in Chinese is [Tong lou ap (Chinese: 唐老鸭). They both have Tong as their surnames and Tong Wun Sing is old. Therefore, he is often nicknamed as Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College.
Tong Wun-Sing: Good morning students!
Students: All hail Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College!

wood duck 

70's term adapted from used cars,Easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,
"Get a load of this wood duck"!
"This woody has no idea"
"I slammed a wood duck into this deal"
wood duck by Cassar November 16, 2006

fuck a duck and give it a buck 

something to say when it all goes wrong
guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

Eat the arse out of a low flying duck 

so hungry that if the opportunity arose, you would in fact, eat the arse out of a low flying duck
im so hungry i could eat the arse out of a low flying duck

Odd Duck 

Term used for an unusual, different or strange individual.
Origin unknown
The new guy at work sure is an odd duck, he never takes a break.
Odd Duck by rucus11 December 12, 2009