dirtted

coined by the illustrious Art F. in the early ninties in the hamlet of Sherburne New York...it means to have fallen opon a bad circumstance.
I fell of my bike and pierced my balls on a sharp stick....I dirtted, or I dirtted when didnt use a rubber on that East Pharsalia chick she gave me the crabs and now she is pregnant.
by CDGdezznuts July 29, 2006
mugGet the dirttedmug.

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
mugGet the The Seattle Dirt Bagmug.

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies
Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma
by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022
mugGet the Dirt cloudmug.

dirt stash

A thin layer of pubetic hair above the top lip
God, jimmy has a dirt stash... It looks like he smeared shit all over it
by Big boyqqwweeerr September 7, 2016
mugGet the dirt stashmug.

dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty
by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023
mugGet the dirt monstermug.

dirt devils

a softball team you should think of joining its one of the best and their some great softball players on these teams(:
DAYUMMMM, did you see those dirt devils!
by dirtdevilherself October 4, 2010
mugGet the dirt devilsmug.

dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.
Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh
by 1234125 June 5, 2018
mugGet the dirt moving dickmug.

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