As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".
by honey7777 December 19, 2017
by chapchap87 May 02, 2014
(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 March 21, 2016
A few different examples:
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
by Joshua Danger July 25, 2008
by montberger March 31, 2014
When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave March 13, 2012