by Fraydknot August 1, 2020
Get the cunt mugginmug. To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
Get the Cunt Simplemug. Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clownmug. A guy (or girl) who “acts” very nice but is VERY SAD INSIDE saying things like “Can you kill me” for attention with their fake edgy-ness. Usually just a faze that they’ll look back in and cringe. Everyone’s been an edgy cunt in their life at some point. It’s a person trying to pretend to be a depression boi for attention from others
by Helium96 April 14, 2020
Get the Edgy Cuntmug. rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.
Or
A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
Or
A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?
Or
dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
Or
dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
by DDH electric March 18, 2014
Get the cunt stewmug. (Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
Get the jack cuntmug. by montberger May 12, 2014
Get the Yeasty cuntmug.