look at me-tard

Dull-witted people who like to bring attention to themselves.

Buddy 1 - So how did you like the band?

Buddy 2 - I don't know...I couldn't hear them from the look at me-tards driving by on their Harleys.

look at me-tard by whatzupjohn July 26, 2010

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. 

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. by thefisher77 August 14, 2009

at home to Mr Floppy 

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

at home to Mr Floppy by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

One Topic At a Time 

Random straight dude who reads gay stuff. A.K.A, The best youtuber to ever exist. He is the wholesome lord of youtube. He goes through Subreddits like R/ traa, R/ Egg_IRL, R/ suddenlygay, and more! He is very supportive of the big lgbt and raised 100,000 dollars for lgbt youth :D He is so wholesome and works with TheClick and Sad Milk. He also has really cool purple hair-

Me: Hi what are you watching on your phone?

I look at their phone.

Cousin: I'm watching One Topic At a Time.
Me: Ah yes, another valid human being on our horrible Earth. You seem to have been blessed by the wholesome lord One Topic At a Time.

One Topic At a Time by Cheese milk blender July 18, 2023

day at a time 

how you survive something onerous

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: What exactly do you do for a living, Mr. Little?

Omar: I robs drug dealers.

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: And exactly how long has that been your occupation, Mr. Little?

Omar: Oh, I don't know exactly, I venture to say about... eight or nine years.

Asst. State's Attorney Ilene Nathan: Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?

Omar: smiles, shrugs, and sits back in his seat Day at a time, I suppose.

day at a time by Baltimore Jon February 10, 2018

Look at all those chickens

Referring to a large group of anything.

(Looking at a room full of chairs) Look at all those chickens.

Look at all those chickens by BarkLark January 24, 2022

S.T.A.T.A.N 

Suck thirty and take a nap

When some one is pissing you of you send S.T.A.T.A.N

Mary just leave me Alone and S.T.A.T.A.N

S.T.A.T.A.N by Ms.RealOne May 28, 2018