My God... well, Mark might wank his own tits... but other homosapiens place their cock between a woman's breasts and trust into the female's mouth. But hey, if you know how to wank your tits, good job! :D
by n3xUs December 08, 2003
When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.
Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it
by Moneybags "tits" magee February 06, 2008
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
a bag of the residue left over after masterbation.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.
by informer27 April 05, 2009
When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.
Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.
by Bazildon P February 27, 2009
The deeply personal thought which gets you erect and/or gets you to orgasm whilst wanking without porn or other visuals. can be a remembered image/memory or an imaginary scenario.
george - spontenious or planned?
timmy - spontenious
george - pornography?
timmy - nah
george - thoughts? anyone/thing in particular?
timmy - Are you actually asking me to tell you my wank-thought?
timmy - spontenious
george - pornography?
timmy - nah
george - thoughts? anyone/thing in particular?
timmy - Are you actually asking me to tell you my wank-thought?
by fat tau April 25, 2011
1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 02, 2003