It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

by supalj April 18, 2024

Than Tway

He big, tall pop out of nowhere scary someone you don’t want to mess with although he is just by himself mostly because he is shy get to know him and he is a good person who will do anything for a family or friends

Guy: Yo is that Than Tway he look like he could rip my head off

Guy: Don’t worry he is a good guy that’s what his friends say although I don’t believe them we should probably not make any trouble

Defined: Look like a bear on the outside but is a teddy bear inside

by Womanscaryme22561 November 21, 2023

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

Can't be smarter than everyone

i jerk off when i pee

"you can't be smarter than everyone"
"wanna watch me piss?"

by Cumtail Awareness Org March 31, 2025

I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.

Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep

by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023