midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'

"We whaled it"

by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu June 25, 2016

Whale Tailin'

Going into town looking for chicks with exposed thongs

Dude, im goin ta downtown Bethel for some whale tailin'

by Joshsquach May 31, 2018

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

whale

A slang term for individuals who are so addicted to video games that they deplete their entire life savings to continue gaming. This term underscores the extreme dedication some gamers have to their hobby, often at the expense of their financial stability.

After selling his car and draining his savings, Jake became a whale, fully immersed in his gaming world and oblivious to the consequences.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015