Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.

I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner

Ryan Wagner by Swankdank November 17, 2019

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Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.

Cat's pulling a Chris Wagner .

Chris Wagner by CLOLO December 10, 2019

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Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

Jacob Wagner by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

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haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.

I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.

haunch wagon by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020