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The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"
by chodemode 39 September 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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