Jam out with your clam out

The female equivalent to "rock out with your cock out".

Rachel: Like OMG Carissa! Miley's new song is on the radio!

Carissa: Come on! Jam out with your clam out!

by Chasie poo September 14, 2013

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

by meat_salad December 4, 2009

I can dig more clams than you

A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.

"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."

by PrincessJetta April 7, 2009

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011