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Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.
Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!
Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!
by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018
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tosh pot

A old British word for stupid ,ass ,idiot , pice of shit,dick head and fucker. I believe :)
Your the biggest TOSH POT i ever knew.
by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020
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Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
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Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.
In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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Italian Hot Pot

When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it
Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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