Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.

Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!

by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017

Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

tickle job

A form of torture that is that equates to a blow job, but worse for women

I bet she'll enjoy a tickle job in bed

by tickleB0B August 21, 2019

Trim job

The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time

Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs

by Funfunfun23 May 10, 2014

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

a robin job

A blowjob given to a placid penis

First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.

by Aehster April 16, 2016