I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.

David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

I'll fuck your mouth by Pontigram March 27, 2012

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

Dick Mouth

Dick Mouth can be used to define the moment a basketball player dunks on another player in a matter in which both his legs are open and the dunking players nuts are all in the defenders mouth. Can also be related to dunk face.

*dude I - did you see Kobe dick mouth Dwight Howard last night during the game?
*Dude II - hell yea, shit was epic!!!

Dick Mouth by Javi3r03 January 6, 2012

water mouth

When you are about to throw up and your mouth waters an excessive amount.

She saw him puke and started getting water mouth herself.

water mouth by xblackra1nx March 10, 2017

Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth 

A way to say 'mother fucker' without being offensive and vulgar.

Suppose you're with your grandma at her usual bing spot. One of the elderly spills his drink all over your back. You yell "Mother-" but catch your felf and say "Mother-shut-your-mouth". You are now the sweetest person for not cursing.

Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

large mouth bass 

A girl who takes in The Penis and Balls in the Vagina is one Fail SWOOP

she swallowed me up like a "large mouth bass"

large mouth bass by Heather Ruhe June 19, 2008

horse mouth 

An girl suffering from the affliction of coming from the English middle or upper classes. Typical characteristics include a reduced lower jaw and enough teeth to fill two normal mouths. Sufferers may also show signs of such diseases as "Being a Sociology Student".

Christ, someone get the sugar cubes, the horse mouth's braying again.

She was no bad till she smiled and her bottom jaw fucked off.. shame. Horse moothed tae fuck.

horse mouth by I_have_a_chin January 28, 2009