Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face

Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget

My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.

by Moist Towelette January 27, 2021

MUFF MUNCHER

A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.

Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME

by Mike Bandolia March 24, 2021

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 16, 2021

Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021

Muffbucker

An alternative way of saying mother fucker, but with less effort needed to create the entirety of the phrase. Originating in Texas circa 1889, this phrase has evolved throughout the years.

Guy 1: yo dog, Oedipus, the king of Thebes, is whack as fuck. You hear what home slice did?
Guy 2: awh shit. Yeah I heard. That nigga a real muffbucker.

by Bigmeowlicious June 11, 2021

muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021