kneejob

where u stroke a guy off with your knee footjobsolejob

my friend dustin was braggin bout the kneejob he got from his g/f the other nite

by Catfishman90 January 22, 2007

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Kneepads

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.

Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.

by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

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bees knees

another way of spelling "business" and pronounced "beez-neez" in a Latin-European way...

"Man, that new bike is really the business!"
"She obviously thinks that hairstyle makes her the business."

by The1 February 13, 2005

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Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

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Kneecole

Pussy, or a gaint twat, loves the cock

Quit playing with your Kneecole.

by swaggner January 25, 2011

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kneedle

A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.

Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.

Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?

Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.

by archyis January 8, 2010

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