To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night
by Adam Quest January 1, 2022

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Bro just grabbed a Johnny, are you coming with us to drive around scouting for our adversaries to provide very agonizing, and potentially fatal pain?
by WeRightBeWillBack October 31, 2023

Shy at first, it may take a little while for a John to adjust to a new situation or person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, a Naruto manga in hand, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. He's happiest at a skatepark, listening to music, or just watching an intense thunderstorm. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
by Gxmmybear November 21, 2021

The gigachad full-released monkey of them all. He is also the reason that monkeys haven't gone extinct.
Person 1: Man fuck being a human, i wanna return to monke
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes
Person 2: So you wanna turn out like Johnny from Sing?
Person 3: Yes
by TheOpposite May 8, 2022

Johnny is the most swaggy person in this whole entire world. He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟 Johnny is so cool and swaggy and so is his best friend Alondra
by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022

Johnny is a character.
He is two-faced when you meet him, but once you get to know him...
He acts a fool but really cares about you
He is not soft, not even once you get to know him inside out.
But he isn't tough. He meets in the middle.
If you meet him. Don't let him go. He is evil, and devious.
But he is also caring and goofy.
He is two-faced when you meet him, but once you get to know him...
He acts a fool but really cares about you
He is not soft, not even once you get to know him inside out.
But he isn't tough. He meets in the middle.
If you meet him. Don't let him go. He is evil, and devious.
But he is also caring and goofy.
by simplyhelping September 4, 2021
