ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.

I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.

by RobIcarus September 9, 2013

That is hot ass

Saying that something is terrible.

That is hot ass

by HelloKitty28 May 4, 2021

condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

by Disel2013 May 3, 2018

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016

Ass That Noise

When you do not want to hear or listen to what another person is saying OR an idea is whack!

"Yo lets watch my little pony." "Ass that noise, that's the worst idea ever."

by Little T & Vag the Badge June 18, 2013

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016