Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020

Coronaship

When you find yourself in an actual relationship with someone mainly because CoVid lockdowns mean you really can't date any other people.

Oh my goodness... I reckon my coronaship bae is legit starting to fall in love with me

by Fresh_new April 11, 2020

Corona Cougher

A dickhead that tries to infect other people by coughing on them while he knows he has the corona virus, because he is mentally not ok.

1. Peter coughs on the police while knowing he has the corona virus and he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. Dickhead coughs on elder people or other people, because he is scared of dying alone, what a wanker.

by Tuunu April 11, 2020

Corona Couple

A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.

“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”

by MoreTrustworthyThanGoogle April 11, 2020

CoronaCheck®

A $1,200 stimulus check issued to members of the American public by the U.S. government. It is meant to pacify all recently attained financial hardships brought on by the recent COVID-19 (Corona/Rona) virus outbreak. This check is sufficiently accepted by most Americans as an end-all to all current and foreseeable financial hardships due to the outbreak. It is similarly coveted as much as an income-tax return as it can also be miss-appropriately spent as one.

Chris’ job cut his hours due to the Rona, so he is really countin’ on that CoronaCheck® to drop soon to purchase some tigers on a gold leash.

by PincheChristopher April 12, 2020

coronavirus

a little bacteria trying to kill you

the coronavirus is spreading Italy

by asia eurupe australia antartic April 12, 2020

coronliness

The feeling you get when you miss your friends during corona lockdown.

A: Bro, you're calling me for the third time today. Is everything alright?
B: Sorry man, coronliness is hitting me hard atm.
A: No worries bro, I got you.

by bored_geekBLN April 13, 2020