Anal Jazz

Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.

Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.

by Moosebrow November 1, 2018

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Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die

Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020

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Anal Bridge

An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.

I was with Hollie last night and she totally gave me an anal bridge while she jerked me off.

by fhoff33 January 15, 2012

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anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 25, 2017

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Anal Gotcha

When a naked man is shooting a free throw while humping a naked girl while she is shooting a granny shot.

Me and Jessica played some Anal Gotcha in gym infront of the whole school today.

by chick flicker February 11, 2021

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Anal solute

A type of fart that forms above the butt hole, making it penetrate out into the open air and form an out crying roar of a fart as it dispenses an awful smell. All while making its self present in a respectful way out the butthole.

This anal solute is really a bakin’ and a smakin ‘ in my Booty tootie

by Bubba dick April 7, 2019

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