Royal Watcher

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011

suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017

weather vane

To put your finger up your ass and pull it out to find the direction/ strength of the wind.

Let me just weather vane to see where the wind is coming from.

by dead hours November 9, 2009

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by john March 21, 2005

now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004