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Royal Watcher 

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

Royal Watcher by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011