A meme compilation content creator known for their love of goth girls and sometimes making the memes in Spanish, within their community, there’s rumors that Turbobandit is in fact a goth girl herself, however there’s no evidence to prove or disprove it.
“Hey, have you seen Turbobandit’s new video? It was in all Spanish”
“Yeah, the translators are having a field day with that one”
“Yeah, the translators are having a field day with that one”
by Hsbejidjsvsk November 24, 2024
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It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.
Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.
Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
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A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
Get the turbotard mug.Content produced at a speed and volume that makes quality physically impossible. The gas station sushi of the internet, technically food, technically content, but you know something went deeply wrong somewhere.
Not just bad but aggressively mediocre. The kind of output that exists purely because someone could make it, not because anyone needed it. Could be AI, could be a guy with a content calendar and no soul. The result is the same: you read it, feel nothing, and lose a small piece of your will to be online.
Not just bad but aggressively mediocre. The kind of output that exists purely because someone could make it, not because anyone needed it. Could be AI, could be a guy with a content calendar and no soul. The result is the same: you read it, feel nothing, and lose a small piece of your will to be online.
by kickingkeys March 8, 2026
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Hey man, what were you doing yesterday when I called you?
- Sorry man, I was busy turbofisting in cancerlow.
- Sorry man, I was busy turbofisting in cancerlow.
by jetkey May 8, 2025
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Etymology: Tur- derives from my username, -bo- because I thought about cars, NOS, speed, and -schia was from the country Bosnia, but I didn't want to be affiiliated by that country.
Pronunciations: Tur-bahs-chi-uh, Tur-bah-ski-uh.
Etymology: Tur- derives from my username, -bo- because I thought about cars, NOS, speed, and -schia was from the country Bosnia, but I didn't want to be affiiliated by that country.
Pronunciations: Tur-bahs-chi-uh, Tur-bah-ski-uh.
I went to go visit my friend in the newest place Turboschia. I'm gonna try to get my dual citizenship/green card there so I can properly become a noble Turboschian.
by RDTurcios June 6, 2025
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/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)
1. (General)
When something goes so catastrophically wrong that "fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.
2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.
/ˈtɜr.boʊ.fʌkt/ (adj.)
1. (General)
When something goes so catastrophically wrong that "fucked" alone doesn’t cut it. It’s a level of destruction, confusion, or doom so intense it needs a turbo boost. Think of being late to a final exam, spilling coffee on yourself, realizing it was yesterday, and also you're naked. That’s turbofucked.
2. (Sexual slang)
Used to describe an extremely intense, borderline absurd sexual experience. We’re talking back-breaker, mattress-destroyer, neighbors-calling-the-police type of situation.
To turbofuck someone is to send them straight to Valhalla and back using only pelvic velocity and hip thrust.
"Bro, I deleted the entire project folder instead of just the cache."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."
"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."
"They hooked up last night and he said he straight-up turbofucked that bih. Like eyes-rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."
"Dude… you're turbofucked."
"The AI gained sentience, broke up with me, and stole my identity."
"Turbofucked beyond repair."
"They hooked up last night and he said he straight-up turbofucked that bih. Like eyes-rolled-back, lost-in-the-void typa shi."
by Drows August 4, 2025
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