by nosleep42 May 5, 2005
Get the big brothermug. The only hope to 20-something's wanting to prove to the rest of the country that their ego is bigger than everyone else's, in order to bring fame and fortune to their otherwise hopeless lives (with the exception of Pop Idol and X-Factor). In the big brother house, the problems occur when these people realise they are not being noticed and, as a result, have to make a point of this by shouting, screaming, wailing, yelling and getting as drunk as possible in order to try and convince people they are 'really entertaining'. As a result, the public decides to vote them out, meaning that when they face eviction they begin to make out they had already planned to walk out anyway, and that they felt that they had already had enough of living with people they just don't get on with.
Big brother is portrayed as a reality tv show when, in reality, it is not. Free food, free drinks (including alcohol), shelter, no need to work, housemates you don't like (but still want to f***) and regular silly tasks 24 hours of the day does not sound like reality, unless of course you are an art student at the University of Birmingham. The only time you really feel you are seeing reality is on eviction night, when the housemate faces their partner and finally remembers "oh shit, i wish i didn't do that" and you get a look from their partner that says "you're in for it. just wait 'til we get home..."
Big brother is portrayed as a reality tv show when, in reality, it is not. Free food, free drinks (including alcohol), shelter, no need to work, housemates you don't like (but still want to f***) and regular silly tasks 24 hours of the day does not sound like reality, unless of course you are an art student at the University of Birmingham. The only time you really feel you are seeing reality is on eviction night, when the housemate faces their partner and finally remembers "oh shit, i wish i didn't do that" and you get a look from their partner that says "you're in for it. just wait 'til we get home..."
Day 22, 4.02am in the big brother house. After a day of arguing about chicken, the housemates have finally gone to bed.
Day 22, 4.05am. Craig sneezes.
Day 22, 4.17am. Anthony coughs.
Day 22, 4.05am. Craig sneezes.
Day 22, 4.17am. Anthony coughs.
by ste (undefined) April 8, 2006
Get the big brothermug. A rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. A Big Shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 classes. Sometimes Big Shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. The Big Shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. Other forms include Shauf, Shaufaaa, Shaufnasty, Shaufdaddy. Can also be used as a verb; to Shauf, Shaufed, or Shaufing.
"Hey is the Big Shaufa awake yet?" "It's only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?
"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."
"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."
"Yo man you wanna go out tonight?" "Nah man I think I'm just gonna Shauf tonight."
"Where were you?" "Just Shaufing around town."
by Dan Marino won 0 Super Bowls April 11, 2009
Get the Big Shaufamug. conducting oneself in a pimplike manner, typically driving a car with B.L.A.D.'s. also associated with the spending of G's.
by LexWhite November 4, 2007
Get the big-pimpingmug. by JuniorxManin February 18, 2009
Get the Big Beefmug. The term 'Big Div' or in some cases, just 'Div', originates from the Scottish town Greenock. It is thought to be the name of a 1980's gang leader, but no-one really knows if there is any truth in this. It is used to describe ned, or as the politically corect term: Juveniles with tendancies to wear brightly collored shell suits and Burberry caps, to look for fights in the smallest things, and to indulge in activites such as recreational drinking of alcoholic beveridges and drug taking.
Eric: "Hey Deeksy, sup?"
Deeksy: "Here, you makin' fun o' ma mam's elongated toenail, mate?"
Eric: "Nah man, I was just saying hi."
Deeksy: "Shut it ya pure bender, or I'll heavy dae ye in, ya pure prick."
Eric: "Your just a Big Div to be perfectly honest with you."
Deeksy: "Here, you makin' fun o' ma mam's elongated toenail, mate?"
Eric: "Nah man, I was just saying hi."
Deeksy: "Shut it ya pure bender, or I'll heavy dae ye in, ya pure prick."
Eric: "Your just a Big Div to be perfectly honest with you."
by The_pwner_of_babies April 3, 2009
Get the Big Divmug. 