Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023