Snack

An attractive female.

Do you know how many snacks live in this dorm? Too many.

Not going to lie Chris, your sister is a snack.

by Mark Van Mudgett September 30, 2009

Stack Slap

The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

see Stack

"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 9, 2008

Sir Smacky

King of the Smacktards. See smacktard.

Look at Sir Smacky go..

by Ouch that Hurt December 17, 2008

3 piece snack

A decent athlete - bball, boxing, that's got skills but put on a few pounds and can hang for a couple of rounds before being schooled and looking very winded.

Look at ole 3 piece snack going down in the third from an uppercut.

by T.K.F. October 14, 2008

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

sack up

To gather up one's courage for a daunting task.

Sargeant Bohannon shrieked at Private Entwhistle, "Sack up, you panty-wearing dipstick...bayonet practice may save your life...now lunge, thrust, stick and twist...repeat...

by harry flashman July 28, 2003