The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.
My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.
1. Otherwise known to the French as a pépé quaf. A dick queef or (DQ) is something that happens to a man with ED. When ejaculating due to the dry, sterile nature of their nutsack, air is expelled instead of semen causing the dick to make a queefy sound.
1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."