NEW BRAK SHOW 

A commercial, sung by Brak, commonly seen in the commericial breaks during the November run of Fooly Cooly. (FLCL has Ninamori, and she's kawaii! ^_^)

"NEW BRAK SHOW! NEW BRAK SHOW! NEW BRAK SHOW! *Neener neeber!* WATCH IT NOW! USER YOUR EYES! USE YOUR EYES!! *Nvroooo!* NEW BRAK SHOW! WATCH IT NOW! 11:30! *Guitar rifs* 11:30! 11:30! 11:30!

New Brak Show's are made byyy fairies, wood nymphs and gnomes. They come outta the trees... TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!

AT 11:30 ON SUNDAYS, YOU BETTER WATCH IT OUR YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!!

"You hear Brak sing the "NEW BRAK SHOW" commerical during FLCL?"

"Yeah... *Sniff* It was beautiful..."

NEW BRAK SHOW by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 17, 2003

new yorker 

The BEST people in the world, with the intelligence, strength and whatever more all these hillbillies lack. We aren't afraid of no one, no situation and we'll tell you off in a second if you mess with us. We're cofident and better than everyone else elsewhere....Plus we have the best accent. You wish you were like us! We have the best pizzas and bagels. And our drivers will kick your ass if you dont move on a red light...cause we're fast. We dont have tme to waste.
WE have the best food, music, fashion, culture...and yes we're cocky, concited and we're assholes...but hey thats LIFE. deal with it, hillbillies.

Hey they don't call NY the captial of the world for nothin'

some1 who lives on a farm elsewhere: Hey ya'll dat New Yorker scared tha bats outta me...i wish i was like them. But I'm a damn pussy so i gatta hate and talk shit.

new yorker by Hot Concited New Yorker December 28, 2007

New Hampshire Fats 

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.

Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.

New Hampshire Fats by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008

New normal 

A term used by women during and after treatment for breast cancer, meant to empower them, but having the opposite effect of encouraging them to accept less happiness and reducing their expectancy of reaching goals.

"Hi Jane, how've you been?"
"Getting used to my new normal. I used to waterski every weekend, but now I knit on my porch."
"Great!"

New normal by ExplainatronX March 27, 2019

New York City

A city in the southern most area of New York State. It is commonly believed to be the "Greatest City In The World" (said mostly by people who have visited it once or twice). The truth is all we have in NYC is the best pizza and assholes. The tourists who come to new york are the worst, and imagine it to be like something they've seen on TV or in the movies. There's really nothing special about NYC. In the tri-state area many teens enjoy bragging about going to "the city" over the weekend, but if you actually live there it's nothing special. I have been to other cities and many, if not all, have been better than NYC. There are some good things about NYC; if you live here you know where all the good food is, you don't get the "tourist special" and pay the actual price. If you work on it you can attempt to not develop the accent and you will say words like coffee, talk, ask, instead of cawfee, tawk, and axe. One more thing... Anybody who says that they enjoy Times Square is either lying, or a complete moron. Who enjoys walking through a crowd of thousands of people at two in the morning?

Kids who live outside of New York City, eg: westchester, yonkers, Staten Island(I know that they are technically still in the city), New Jersey, Rockland, and other suburbs:

Teen A: I can't wait until friday I'm goin to the city.

Teen B: oh yea? why?

Teen A: because after i get back everyone will think i'm cool.

Teen B: you're a fag.

Kids Who live in New York City:
Teen A: I gotta go into the city today

Teen B: that sucks. good luck

Teen A: I know, my whole day is shot.

New York City by ACREDIBLESOURCE March 25, 2009

New Eltham 

Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.

New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!

New Eltham by Maximo July 5, 2005

New York Cheese Grader 

Adjective: Used to describe a girl with braces who likes to suck dick.

Joe: Hey Sol, Matt... Did you here about Tiffany?!

Sol And Matt: No what?!

Joe: She's a New York Cheese Grader!!

Sol And Matt: Fuck Yes.

New York Cheese Grader by Titty Mc'Tittyfuck January 24, 2010