Monkey Farm 

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

Monkey Farm by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey Swings 

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

Monkey Swings by YungBritish January 29, 2020

Monkey headache 

Brain freeze. When you eat or drink something cold too fast.

Shit, dawg. Downing that icee just gave me the worst monkey headache.

Monkey headache by Yoyomom April 19, 2020

Monkey boy 

To chase and beat someone up as if they had just took your bags and shit while you were preoccupied

“Yo, I monkey boyed the shit out of this dude I bumped into at the club last night”
“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”

Monkey boy by Jaaaaaam April 25, 2020

Monkey fuck 

When a group of boys lay in a bed under a blanket making monkey Noises And humping each other

Bro1, yea dude last night was hella fun that monkey fuck was crazy

Monkey fuck by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Monkey Kid 

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

Monkey Kid by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020

monkey twigging 

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

monkey twigging by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020