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30k millionaire

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007
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black and mild

a cigar that is made by the Middleton company sold in many flavors: vinnala, chocolate, apple and many others

shortened; a black
yo i just bought me a black from exxon
by SexyOne March 12, 2005
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Millie

Millie's are one in a million to come by. Literally. Millie's cannot be tamed, (Didn't your mother teach you to not feed wild animals..) . If you do tame one, DONT let her go. Millie was a popular name back I'm the 1960's & 70's. So, if you ever meet one she's probably a free spirited flower child with an inner wild streak. Millie's have no shame in what they say and do. Millie's have eyes that can lure you in, and make you get lost in the hours. Millie's are one of best friends you'll ever meet. Once you earn their love, their loyalty is forecer. Millie's aren't afraid to cause waves and rock the boat. They will fight for what they believe in. Millie's are hard to come by and are basically goddesses. Millie's are very sexual and social. So be careful it could be like sleeping with a siren, or never coming back from Medusa's gaze gentlemen. You just can't get enough if a Millie. Watch out boys, Millie's can drink. They also have a temper of a an angry irishman. Millie's are amazing friends and when they love, they love hard. You find a Millie in your life, keep her. She's one of a kind.
Millie was a savage when it came to standing up for what she believed in. Describing a Millie is like describing a goddess. Millie's aren't always attractive, but their personality makes up for what they lack.
by RatchetMonkey666 December 19, 2016
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milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk
1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!
by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008
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Drink your milkshake

Inspired by the Daniel Day-Lewis tirade in the final scene of the film There Will Be Blood, in which Daniel Plainview explains to Eli Sunday how he has managed to rob and cheat him out of an oil fortune.

1. To totally dominate someone
2. To cheat someone out of everything they have
"No one was surprised when the Reds drank the Cubs' milkshake."

"Don't mess with me or I will drink your milkshake."
by Charles Wilton February 28, 2009
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Milk Antlers

When a male climaxes in a female's hair.
by Phil Vatel January 1, 2009
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Milsim

Short for Military Simulation. It is usually a type of airsoft game often consisting of several hundred players, usually wearing a standardized loadout for whichever side in the game they are playing on so they will be recognizable to their teammates and add to the realism of the event. They can sometimes last several days, and are often very expensive to get ready for depending on what kind of gear you need for the event and what kind of gear you already have. Milsim games are typically more organized than a standard pickup game at a local airsoft field, being that squads often communicate with radios, and different squads have different objectives. Milsim games can vary in realism quite substantially, some even going all the way through the night, using pyrotechnics to increase the effect, and sometimes even using real guns firing blank rounds.
Man, I wish I had enough gear and money to go that Milsim West milsim game!
by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015
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