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King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's
by King Monke August 13, 2021
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King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.
Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*
by King sebastian August 26, 2021
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Biohazardous King

An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.
Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021
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Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022
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King Of Siam

An esteemed gentleman demanding (and deserving) great respect.

The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.

The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.
Pedestrian: "My lords, is that the King Of Siam?!?"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"
by The King Of Siam August 30, 2022
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Burger King

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by SomeDumbKid100 April 27, 2022
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King Dareth

Chadliest YouTuber on earth( no not that eight year old one) the one with 24 subs ( when I write this) who is a gigachad. Go sub to him
“Hey do u watch King Dareth?”
“No”
“There when I pre-heat the oven”
by KingDarethhimself November 8, 2022
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