Jordan

A boy who is funny, strong, and a bit annoying.
"Jordan is like hulk"
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Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart
Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan

Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
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jordan is so good at soccer
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1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 03, 2022
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an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
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An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky
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A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.
Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...
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