Happy-Clack

Similar to Happy Slapping (where youths film a beating on their mobile phones) but instead of beating the victim, the offending youths force their prey to gyrate sexily and wear a gold bikini, like the famed model Michelle Clack

oh yes Bertha, i saw it. poor lad got properly Happy-Clacked

by johnson_for_a_head October 16, 2010

happins

The act of having connections with hundreds of Russian hookers at one time, while not having to pay taxes.

Paul: Hey, how did you get all of that money?

John: Oh you know, happins.

by bubbliciousforevs November 21, 2010

happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

by VanWilderer February 22, 2011

Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.

That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

by TheFuzzyTravelers March 28, 2011

happytizing

Food that looks appetizing and you know that it will make you happy after you eat it. Great presentation and even better taste.

Was sitting at a bakery one day and the cake looked delicious and tasted great. Happy and appetizing were the two words that came to mind. Hence the word Happytizing

That cup cake looks so happytizing.

by profsr April 3, 2011

Happy Birthday Ignore

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.

Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.

by JacktheBrusselSprout August 1, 2011

Happenjazz

It's when something is a bit of a do about nothing, a fuss, unessessary, extra.

"I spoke to my manager today, he mentioned that the deal might go ahead, if you ask me it's all a bit of a happenjazz"

"He can never decide anything! It's always such a happenjazz!!"

by Happenjazzer January 12, 2012