Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 9, 2020

Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful

Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut

by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021

silly goose

very silly

Brynnox was being a silly goose.

by TASHNER217 October 28, 2019