fart-o-meter 

a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.

and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones

fart-o-meter by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Fart Baby

A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina

Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby

Fart Baby by Fox Fur January 29, 2021

fart on you 

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").

Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."

fart on you by motoroil March 4, 2021

fart expediter 

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

Fart Fuck 

Sticking your Dick in his or her ass at the same time he/she farts. This ensures easy penetration.

Damn I cannot get my Dick in your tight ass!!! Just wait a second I have to fart and when I do slide her in. Doing Fart fuck makes anal fun again.

Fart Fuck by Big Daddy RPC March 13, 2021

FART HOG

Someone that seems to enjoy the consumption of farts. or is turned on by farts in a scatalogical sense

wow bro hellen keller is such a fart hog

FART HOG by FartHOG FRIEND April 5, 2021

fart launcher 

When you take a fart, cup it in your hands and act like you're launching a Kamehameha

Dude did you hear what Dave did to Steve?

Nah man I didn't.

He did a fart launcher on him!

fart launcher by Lunchboxvg July 16, 2021