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facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.
Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.
facesitting by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

Fake Gay 

Someone that pretends to be gay only to get close to girls or feel entitled.
Richard: fuck you won't do shit
Owen: Your only angry because you have no friends so you resort to pretending to be gay so you can get pussy. Fake gay ass deceptive motherfucker.
Fake Gay by FuckYall23 September 13, 2019

fake italian 

Italian American guy:I am a real Italian because I eat pizza and spaghetti,have black hair and because I am 10% Italian
Italian guy:You're not Italian because being Italian is a matter of culture and language, can you speak Italian?
Italian American guy:hmm ...no
Italian guy:You are not italian,You are a FAKE ITALIAN
fake italian by OutRun97 November 29, 2019

Fake News 

Term used by Donald Trump and all supporters of any TRUE/CONFIRMED information or credible opinion that either goes AGAINST or is CONTRADICTORY to 45th President Donald Trump's views or denial of factual information.
Regular person: " I saw a video on the news today of 10,000 times Donald Trump lied to public while in office."
TRUMPER: " That's fake news!"
Regular person: "I saw it with my own eyes!"
TRUMPER: "ALL those videos are 'fake news' because Donald Trump denied it"
Fake News by Like I see it July 2, 2020

Fake Depressed 14 year old 

lil peep fan
look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by Higheena September 9, 2011