Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀

“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil “

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

Reddit-beard

Neckbeards on reddit. Often complain about stigmas of redditors being fat, socially inept, and, well, neckbearded.

"M'lady" -Reddit-beard

by The undead walking September 7, 2022

beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.

Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.

by CaptainSparkness August 4, 2014

Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.

“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”

by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025

grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008