Golden shower

An act of spreading fake news by the mainstream media

Buzzfeed is very much into golden showers after presidential elections

by Iikagenchan January 11, 2017

Arabian shower

The act of shaving one's pubic hair on another's face. Usually a prank pulled on a drunken and/or passed out person.

Jared was so drunk last night he didn't even notice the pubes on his lips after I gave him an Arabian shower.

by D.ranged March 15, 2008

cold shower

adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise...suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally boner

Dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.

Jenny, let's lose that guy who's following us on the unicycle - he's so cold shower.

You have to shave that mustache, Jim. It's too cold shower.

by Giuseppe and Louis October 2, 2007

shower terrorist

A person uses up all the hot water by taking long showers.

Also see water terrorist

Man, what happened to the hot water? Damn Bagha's such a shower terrorist.

by L January 16, 2005

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

by psuedoben April 4, 2009

Shower Coffee

The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from

My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning

Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?

by phixxx September 5, 2013