A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.
And I am Iron Man! *Snap*
by NoobMaster69 a.k.a 9 year old August 20, 2019
Get the Iron Manmug. Yo is that your mans?
by Dream Jackson March 10, 2019
Get the Mansmug. A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.
I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021
Get the Cringe Duck Manmug. 
It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Manmug. by mr.sexy beast August 8, 2018
Get the Man On Tha Moonmug. 1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
Get the Old Man Jeffreymug.