This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.
Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT
by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 11, 2015
by Dame Lotus December 02, 2010
Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
by Steven eric allan February 04, 2019
this isn't an definition i'd like to state that my last post got took down and people copied my definition and that's not cool because no one had made that definition for like an week and when i go back on to check my post it's gone. please don't steal my posts thanks.
here's an funny cool story
so i met this guy
in class
and he was like
"hey, ur kinda cute wanna go out?"
i laughed so hard
and said "no"
and everybody heard him
so he was mad all day
cuz ppl kept laughing
anyways i dont like this means nothing like:
girl1: this means nothing she was totes i don't like this on this post
so i met this guy
in class
and he was like
"hey, ur kinda cute wanna go out?"
i laughed so hard
and said "no"
and everybody heard him
so he was mad all day
cuz ppl kept laughing
anyways i dont like this means nothing like:
girl1: this means nothing she was totes i don't like this on this post
by peefr0g_ May 11, 2021
If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 07, 2010
by Dead Leprechaun October 12, 2004