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Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
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Smashologist 

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.
Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.

The Banana Smasher 

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

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smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)
As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."
smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
A Japanese dish consisting of very thin bite-size slices of fresh raw fish, traditionally served with soy sauce and wasabi.
I can't decide between the sushi or the sashimi because they are both similar.
sashimi by Michael West October 2, 2004