double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Double-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Monday the second of November

u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E

hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush

by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020

catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.

Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.

by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.

Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.

by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017