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Man Sandwich 

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
Man Sandwich by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Ice Cream Sandwich 

An action in sex, where a man ejaculates in between the breasts of a well endowed girl of brown-black skin tone, hence symbolizing the two sweet chocolate wafers and the gooey white center in between
I would love to give an ice cream sandwich to that black chick Mmmmmmmm!

Hella Bad Sandwich 

1. A sandwich that is poorly made, not constructed well.
2. Something not dank bro
3. Very unkosher
1. Dude that subway was a hella bad sandwich.
2. That bong hit was hella bad sandwich, there was a fucking seed in it.
3. These pigs are hella bad sandwich.

Blood Clot Sandwich

The blood soaked tampon that is extracted by a person's teeth when performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
"Doris was on her period when I ate her out, she still had her tampon in but I pulled it out with my mouth. That blood clot sandwich was mighty tasty."

~ Billy Joe Bob

Elephant dung sandwich 

A random thing to say any time of the day. Does not taste as appitising as it may sound.adds something different to a conversation
"bla, bla bla"
bored bored bored
"bla bla bla"
"yabber yabber yabber"
"Elephant dung sandwich"
"bla bla bla"..... and so on