jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022

jumped shit

Get the fuck out of

Vine is shutting down all the viners have jumped shit to Instagram

by SlayerThePlaya January 26, 2017

jump dab

A jump dab is when you dab and jump at the same time

Hey, Amanda, can you demonstrate what a jump dab is?

by KoolCatz263 November 24, 2016

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024

skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005

Jump

A way to tell someone to kill themselves whilst bypassing TikTok community guidelines, as many phrases like “kys” and “commit suicide” are censored.

Typically used in response to offensive commenters or rage bait.

user59030992884: “that girl deserved to be assaulted”
jessicaslays_04: “jump”

by yallseethisshit October 6, 2024

Jump

To ejaculate

I just jumped in my pants. Did you see that kid jump in the pool?

by Berdnerglar October 20, 2018