penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Gentleman's Penis

a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.

Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis

by neobart March 2, 2010

Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

by DuRt April 21, 2013

Penis Pie

A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce

Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends

by raif May 30, 2003

Impacted Penis

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.

by dysangel March 8, 2009

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis

the meat between your leg

my penis is humongo

by pusyslayer May 11, 2020