noodle 

a skier who skis without poles.

ski bro: bro. check out that noodle. what a turd.

broski: yeah i know man. that kid sucks.

noodle by skibro January 7, 2011

Noodle Infant 

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

Noodle Infant by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

noodle 

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

noodle by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

noodlegirl

(noo-dil-gurl) - generally descriptive of a smallish girl in uk. could refer to girl in hat and with small child. beware, noodlegirl's often use cables or other household items as weapons. aka fuckface, shithead.

Good morning noodlegirl, how is life in essex today?

noodlegirl by TerrorMaker July 2, 2011

noodle 

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

noodle by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Noodle Candy 

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

Noodle Candy by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Noodle-mouthing

Receiving oral sex from someone who has a mouth full of cooked noodles.

John: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Steve: Oh, the usual. Just some making-out, fingering, noodle-mouthing...

John: Lucky guy.

Steve: I know.

Noodle-mouthing by NayaFreya November 9, 2011