schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

by Lingtora August 13, 2024

mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's

When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk

by Laythem December 13, 2012

Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up

Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk

by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020

Twerkle Jerk

When a woman is twerking in the middle of a circular group of men masturbating

That girl in the middle of those guys jacking off is straight up caught in a twerkle jerk.

by imShroomn September 3, 2020

Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.

OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020