Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

Crunchy fruit granola

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

by Post_bologna September 14, 2019

Devil Fruit

He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.

He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.

by Pkdex September 5, 2022

share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

by ak02134 September 3, 2006

South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

munch the whole fruit bowl

The sexual act in which a person performing oral sex on a male fits the penis and balls in their mouth at once.

She dumped me after I asked her to munch the whole fruit bowl.

by Emeritus_III November 30, 2017